KMLC25 - The Kenilworth Cup (The Teams - Part Two, the Kylies)

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1. Paul Garratt (Peej) - Earns his place due to having a booking card and being good at organising things.

2. Ian Rainbow (Meaty Morris) - On loan from Derby. His Howitzer-like passing should be well suited to the surface.

3. Brian Woolford (Woolly) - Only a couple of Kylie games under his belt but his cultured left foot should make an impression.

4. Stuart Gould (Sipper) - Only Kylie to have played at Luton previously. Not much hair, but plenty of flair.

5. Matthew Warr (Math) - Stylish and accomplished defender who is fit again after a recent foot injury*.

6. Kevin Gunning (Captain Lager) - The Pony-Tailed Colossus should rule the air around both penalty areas.

7. Simon Swatridge (Fricky) - Faster than a frightened Jack-Rabbit and deadlier as well.

8. Scott Carpenter (Carpo) - Midfield engine room whose self motivation could be a key to the team's chances.

9. Michael Scott (Mike) - Five goals in his last two games versus 'the Posse' for the skeletal front man.

10. Kevin Kibble (Shark) - He's short, he's round, on the score sheet he will be found - "The Shark"!

11. Ben Warr (Boom Boom) - Honest grafter and 'Old Man' of the team. His slap-headers have delighted a generation.

12. James Leonard (Jimmy) - Brought in at the last minute. Useful player to have on the bench.

* Editor's note. Programme print deadlines assumed Matthew's return to fitness. Sadly he didn't make it to Luton so James stepped up into the starting XI.