Athletico Top Table Posse
1. Neil Thompson (Snowy) - The Posse's commanding keeper could turn the air blue tonight with his use of industrial language. Brave as an ox and about as articulate.
2. Adrian Bevan (Ady) - Tough-tackling defender with the aggressive instincts of a bull terrier. Commanding in the air and previous experience of Luton's plastic, despite being short.
3. Paul Rose (Budlet) - Six foor two and seven stone wringing wet, Budlet's gangly frame and elbows give new meaning to the phrase 'man-to-man marking'.
4. Philip Selby (Man-Phil) - The Posse's ever-smiling 'libero' has laser-accurate passing but not looking forward to destroying his quiff by heading the ball. Also has previous Kenilworth experience.
5. Richard Timms (The Bigman) - Hard as a rock and about as mobile, the Bigman is the Posse's tower of strength and first man to the bar afterwards.
6. Mike Webster (Webby) - The Posse's defensive mystery man and possibly hidden ace. Just who is Webby?
7. David Rose (The Sheriff) - Big, fat and mouthy, Sheriff compensates for his lack of pace, vision and football skill by shouting at everybody all the time.
8. David Bevan (The M.C.) - Midfield dynamo whose endless stamina ensures he gets through more running than the rest of the posse put together. Probably.
9. Jared Prothero (J.P.) - The Posse's own Ally McCoist is an agile and pacey forward with an eye for goal and the slappers. Sure to set a few pulses racing tonight.
10. Roger Herman (The Bishop) - Mercurial winger who likes to take people on. More likely to make a pass at his team mates rather than to them. Ideal if you're looking for a fight.
11. Paul Soakell (Soke) - Marauding forward with a goal instinct as sharp as his basin haircut. The Posse are looking to him to provide the oranges at half-time.
(Paul Gordon was listed as sub but did not have a profile in the programme.)
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