KMLC25 - The Kenilworth Cup 2 (The line-ups - Top Table Posse)

1. David 'Sheriff' Rose - Sheriff models himself on Colombian headcase Rene Higuita and has prepared meticulously for today's game by sewing his tracksuit bottoms up.
2. Adrian 'Adey' Bevan - let not his lack of height fool you. This tough tackling terrier will be the one with titanium skid-plates on his boots when the sparks start flying.
3. Andy 'Beef kid' Perfitt - this stylish and skilful defender is luckily able to play today as the game coincides with Bee's extensive tour of Lancs WMCs.
4. Clive Fenwick - a colleague of certain 'posse' members on Sunday mornings, this inspirational defender has agreed to play despite our kit colour clashing with his beads.
5. Richard 'Big man' Timms - following Gordon Strachan's example, the Posse's top stopper has gone on a special burgees-and-Newcastle Brown diet in order to be in top-notch condition for this game.
6. Paul 'Soke' Soakell - the Posse's top scorer last year switches to a roving midfield role but is sure to be followed by a gaggle of adoring chicks wherever he plays - except here.
7. Jamie 'Hooton' Ward - product of the Posse's youth policy. 'Hoot' is a skilful midfielder who has endless stamina, a tidy stopper, and taught Glenn Hoddle all he knows about dead ball situations.
8. David 'MC' Bevan - 'Captain Marvel' of the team and the man with Platt like stamina, despite being one of the wrinklies of the team. The boy Bevan done great, Brian.
9. Jared 'JP' Prothero - scorer of the goal of the century at Dorcan vs Bennetts recently, the Posse's whippet-like forward will be amongst the goals this afternoon...perhaps.
10. John Ball - also the Posse's reserve keeper (useful if Sheriff bangs his head again), mercurial winger John is another Posse youngster. Unorthodio, maverick, unconventional - and that's just his shorts.
11. Neil 'Snowy' 'Keaton' Thompson - man of many nicknames, Neil (only has parents call him that) is an accomplished cricketer but is itching to show what he is capable of, given bigger balls.