Thursday, 10 September 2015

KMLC25 - 1990 Stu's end of season report on Peej

Another one that should chronologically fit at the end of the year but I'm squeezing in now.

It's a letter from manager Stu to Peej as an end of season report. We can only imagine it's one of a series he wrote to the team. Do any others survive?

Dear Peej,

Well, what can I say? The goal difference speaks for itself. Not only did our forwards excel in the art of scoring but you excelled in your job as a goal stopper, The Technicoloured Clown made his appearance now and again and we all know he's going to be there sometimes and he certainly provides light relief to the serious attitude on the park.

The pressure must reach breaking point standing there knowing you've got the toughest job on the park and the smallest margin for error. I'm sure the 'lads' will join me in putting my hands together and applauding your outstanding effort and attitude.

Your willingness to learn and take criticism was a tribute to the game and set the high standards we know play under when we pull on those burgundy tops and stretch every sinew and vocal chord. Safe hands!

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